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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
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The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...
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The difficulty of literature is not to write, but to write what you mean...
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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
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Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a...
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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain...
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I would fain die a dry death.
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Never hire or promote in your own image. It is foolish to replicate your...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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But few have spoken of the actual pleasure derived from giving to someone, from...