Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #8210
It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything...
Quote #13450
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Quote #5896
Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
Quote #28375
I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
Quote #13052
If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
Quote #13193
An actor is at most a poet and at least an entertainer.
Quote #26660
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism...
Quote #30796
Blessed is he who speaks a kindness thrice blessed is he who repeats it.