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It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
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One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that...
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It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got...
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The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
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All sunshine makes the desert.
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A sense of curiosity is nature’s original school of education.
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A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old...
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No longer forward nor behindI look in hope or fearBut, grateful, take the good...