Quote #10417
Go tell the Spartans, Passerby, That here, obedient to their laws, We lie.
Quote #18084
In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
Quote #2209
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their...
Quote #1941
Canada: A few acres of snow.
Quote #20368
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
Quote #5274
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during...
Quote #11275
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom,...
Quote #32063
If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...
Quote #11398
Children speak in the field what they hear in the house.
Quote #8291
Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...