Quote #4408
Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
Quote #4729
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #26597
Mr Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be...
Quote #2329
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they...
Quote #10470
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an...
Quote #31701
There is only one principle of war and that’s this. Hit the other fellow,...
Quote #7354
Not every age is fit for childish sports.
Quote #24274
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.