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You think America is the biggest place on Earth, but it’s not. The view...
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I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
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I’m as pure as the driven slush.
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A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue...
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Whenever people say ‘we mustn’t be sentimental,’ you can take it they are about...
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It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.
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To be always thinking about your manners is not the way to make them...
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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but...
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Advice is least heeded when most needed.
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Weather forecast for tonight dark.