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The crux… is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems...
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Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
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He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon...
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
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One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils...
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All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else....
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No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is...
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I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.