Quote #30002
It is in the ordinary duties and labors of life that the Christian can...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #20070
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
Quote #11550
I must be cruel, only to be kind.
Quote #19379
To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one’s own in...
Quote #3884
Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
Quote #14004
Love thy neighbor, but pull not down thy hedge.
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Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Quote #24667
A teacher affects eternity he can never tell, where his influence stops.
Quote #14972
The thing that is incredible is life itself. Why should we be here in...