Quote #26909
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Quote #4638
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that...
Quote #4936
Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Quote #5273
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
Quote #329
It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #20103
Instead of pointing a finger, we should hold out our hand.
Quote #6270
Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for...
Quote #7523
There is no discipline in the world so severe as the discipline of experience...