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What the people want is very simple. They want an America as good as...
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
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Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
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The honor of my race, family and self is at stake. Everyone is expecting...
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Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are,...
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We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.