Quote #2844
I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy.
Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #12914
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.
Quote #26490
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
Quote #2424
Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar.
Quote #1910
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
Quote #12702
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
Quote #2400
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her...
Quote #20747
Children begin by loving their parents as they grow older they judge them sometimes...
Quote #33986
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...