Quote #28350
If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on...
Quote #26732
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Quote #15347
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible,...
Quote #32530
Stimulate the heart to love, and all other virtues will rise of their own...
Quote #12626
Do not let people put you down. Believe in yourself and stand for yourself...
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the...
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The greatest failure is a person who never admits that he can be a...
Quote #13233
Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.