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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they...
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Nature does nothing uselessly.
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Energy is the power that drives every human being. It is not lost by...
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We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
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Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
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Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent,...
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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Before you give up hope, turn back and read the attacks that were made...