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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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No one wants advice — only corroboration.
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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is...
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An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
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Dancing is the loftiest, the most moving, the most beautiful of the arts, because...
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Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the...
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We shall see but a little way if we require to understand what we...
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Children should be educated and instructed in the principles of freedom.
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Praise is like sunlight to the human spirit we cannot flower and grow without...