Quote #4015
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #2848
The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.
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The white, the Hispanic, the black, the Arab, the Jew, the woman, the Native...
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The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat,...
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #29790
If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.
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I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
Quote #26631
Possession is eleven points in the law.