Quote #30946
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #11372
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
Quote #19916
Pray To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of...
Quote #25917
Adults are just children who earn money.
Quote #24658
The effect of power and publicity on all men is the aggravation of self,...
Quote #17419
It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is...
Quote #1534
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Quote #19854
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies...