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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #9849
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #15527
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
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All we are saying is give peace a chance.
Quote #19132
All progress occurs because people dare to be different.
Quote #9775
I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird...
Quote #8247
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.
Quote #16435
In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite...
Quote #11204
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five...