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It is only necessary to make war with five things; with the maladies of...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this:...
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Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties...
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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
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The only time you ever run out of chances is when you stop taking...
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Passion is the source of our finest moments, the joy of love, the clarity...
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Whenever I hear people talking about “liberal ideas,” I am always astounded that men...
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There are no whole truths; all truths are half- truths. It is trying to...