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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the...
Quote #7848
Either define the moment or the moment will define you.
Quote #33808
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
Quote #7743
An act against my will is not my act.
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My business is not to remake myself, But make the absolute best of what...
Quote #5474
When you relinquish the desire to control your future, you can have more happiness.
Quote #16192
The secret of success is to do all you can do without thought of...
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #32961
There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or...