Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #2913
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #1327
I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one...
Quote #17317
Numberless are the world’s wonders, but none More wonderful than man.
Quote #27918
No one ever goes into battle thinking God is on the other side.
Quote #9495
This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors.
Quote #25672
Good plans shape good decisions. That’s why good planning helps to make elusive dreams...
Quote #33629
By force of arms.
Quote #28046
It matters not what goal you seek Its secret here reposes You’ve got to...