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Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
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I live a day at a time. Each day I look for a kernel...
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Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
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The most important question in the world is, ‘Why is the child crying’
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Adults are just children who earn money.
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We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
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Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them,...
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Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.
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Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on...
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They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.