Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine Quote #8748 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Mickey Friedman Quote #3917 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Will Rogers Quote #3393 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time...
Bruce Lee Quote #29480 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person.
Benjamin Franklin Quote #19678 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Frederick Buechner, Wishful Thinking, 1973 Quote #10275 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Despair has been called the unforgivable sin–not presumably because God refuses to forgive it...
H. L. Mencken Quote #1743 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for...
R. Stevens, Diesel Sweeties, 08-16-05 Quote #13207 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
Erma Bombeck Quote #25781 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote #16942 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The wise through excess of wisdom is made a fool.