Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #18980
If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you...
Quote #6835
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with...
Quote #32850
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
Quote #9567
What actions are most excellent? To gladden the heart of human beings, to feed...
Quote #18633
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #34410
It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value...
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #7254
When we are born we die, our end is but the pendant of our...
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.