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No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are...
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All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone in...
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I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that...
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See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and...
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My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by...
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If Rosa Parks had not refused to move to the back of the bus,...
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Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
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Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to...