Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #25990
That’s it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.
Quote #32757
The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
Quote #20140
I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don’t know...
Quote #34495
It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Quote #20272
The gifts of a bad man bring no good with them.
Quote #6622
It has been observed that a pure democracy if it were practicable would be...
Quote #30551
Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhiliration of victory.
Quote #5442
Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous.