Quote #2833
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
Quote #22574
A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler,...
Quote #10474
Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no...
Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #31240
There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring… The wedding ring… and the...
Quote #18278
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #5196
The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
Quote #26758
We only do well the things we like doing.
Quote #11339
No pressure, no diamonds.
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...