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The health of the eye seems to demand a horizon. We are never tired,...
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They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
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I am not merry but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming...
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I am here and you will know that I am the best and will...
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Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time...
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...