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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
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The bigger the real-life problems, the greater the tendency for the discipline to retreat...
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for...
Quote #19920
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
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What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us what we have done...
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The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to...
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What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care...
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People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks...
Quote #33335
They say that blood is thicker than water. Maybe that’s why we battle our...