Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #16897
What greater pain could mortals have than this To see their children dead before...
Quote #16883
Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.
Quote #26799
To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #31611
Friends are like windows through which you see out into the world and back...
Quote #21153
All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as...
Quote #29298
We’re in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment,...
Quote #19402
We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think.