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Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers...
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Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart.
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Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made...
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While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It...
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It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live...
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...
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Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it....
Quote #4682
Ask advice only of your equals.