Quote #21763
Years and sins are always more than owned.
Quote #29620
Our deeds disguise us. People need endless time to try on their deeds, until...
Quote #20536
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #10481
Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only...
Quote #14194
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #7888
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Quote #30399
I’m like John Wayne. I only play good guys.