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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
Quote #26494
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
Quote #18131
And virtue, though in rags, will keep me warm.
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Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
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Eventually, there will not be enough prisons if there are not enough good homes.
Quote #28825
I want a busy life, a just mind, and a timely death.
Quote #33383
To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
Quote #28981
You’re not the only one who’s made mistakes, but they’re the only things that...
Quote #8485
I pay very little regard…to what any young person says on the subject of...