Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #22386
The recipe for perpetual ignorance is be satisfied with your opinions and content with...
Quote #22875
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
Quote #22240
In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible...
Quote #19343
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
Quote #27436
Walking isn’t a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the...
Quote #11925
Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly...
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #17802
After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the...
Quote #34555
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.