Quote #13056
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
Quote #22594
There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.
Quote #28724
Hell is paved with good Samaritans.
Quote #11890
Getting old is not for sissies.
Quote #11540
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
Quote #15138
When something (an affliction) happens to you, you either let it defeat you, or...
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #8996
The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
Quote #19443
Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
Quote #11214
These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.