Quote #22273
If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in...
Quote #23334
This administration is totally colorblind.
Quote #19431
Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are...
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #768
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are...
Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #386
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Quote #9073
Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain...
Quote #25343
Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
Quote #26236
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...