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Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
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I walked beside the evening sea And dreamed a dream that could not be...
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
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Daylight follows a dark night.
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People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must...
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The mind’s first step to self-awareness must be through the body.
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Blessed is he who has has learned to laugh at himself for he shall...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...