Quote #9972
There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer...
Quote #28155
I hope that after I die, people will say of me ‘That guy sure...
Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #23758
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day...
Quote #18422
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive
Quote #32122
I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
Quote #15735
The greatest and noblest pleasure which men can have in this world is to...
Quote #1694
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Quote #29986
The great man is he who does not loose his child’s heart.
Quote #13784
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.