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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
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The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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To disarm the people… was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
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Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
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Science and religion no more contradict each other than light and electricity.
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You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age...
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Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose – a...
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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.