Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #11436
Do good, reap good; do evil, reap evil.
Quote #1271
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has...
Quote #18407
Indeed the dictum that truth always triumphs over persecution, is one of those pleasant...
Quote #19836
Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the...
Quote #215
Sometimes being pushed to the wall gives you the momentum necessary to get over...
Quote #19907
When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found...
Quote #11789
Time heals what reason cannot.