Quote #29516
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #17443
No one would talk much in society, if he knew how often he misunderstood...
Quote #6797
It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
Quote #11795
Everybody loves to see justice done on somebody else.
Quote #15021
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Quote #529
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Quote #3856
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Quote #23495
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
Quote #4224
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.