Quote #20607
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #2519
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Quote #21463
A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
Quote #520
Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive.
Quote #31484
Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator,’ we say...
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #5896
Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
Quote #10709
Wisdom born of experience should tell us that war is obsolete. There may have...
Quote #34896
I can endure my own despair, but not another’s hope.
Quote #30841
One cannot both feast and become rich.