Quote #30730
A sense of share is not a bad moral compass.
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
Quote #25581
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise and he that...
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
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People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but...
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow,...
Quote #25314
Life is God’s novel. Let him write it.