Quote #24997
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his...
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There never were, in the world, two opinions alike, no more than two hairs,...
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It ain’t what folks know that’s the problem, it’s what they know that ain’t...
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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...
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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #2308
Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.
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For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard...
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Quote #24940
Love the little trade which thou hast learned, and be content therewith.
Quote #13527
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.