Quote #11941
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
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I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words...
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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #1877
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
Quote #2956
As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more...
Quote #24459
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
Quote #27584
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
Quote #7275
Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #9804
Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us,...