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The childhood shows the man, As morning shows the day.
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You will find rest from vain fancies if you perform every act in life...
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“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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There is a homely old adage which runs Speak softly and carry a big...
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Quote #21867
Men are apt to offend (’tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.
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We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty...
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If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....
Quote #21192
I think we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites...