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When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
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Be gentle with the young.
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An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
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Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
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The vain man is generally a doubter. It is Newton who sees himself as...