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I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
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More appealing than knowledge itself is the feeling of knowledge.
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
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Would you like me to give you a formula for…success It’s quite simple, really....
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It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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There are certain persons for whom pure Truth is a poison.
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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One of the great dreams of man must be to find some place between...