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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
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Be afraid of a gentleman when he is hungry, and of a mean person...
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It’s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets his wings....
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My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
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Kindness in ourselves is the honey that blunts the sting of unkindness in another.
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There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
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The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
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The world only goes round by misunderstanding.
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May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which...