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There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our...
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If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
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The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to...
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He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
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A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
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I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
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The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced,...