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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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One of the things that is wrong with America is that everybody who has...
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I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to...
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue,...
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We must determine whether we really want freedom–whether we are willing to dare the...
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I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies...
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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good...